Humanity + Religion = Total Failure

george-carlinSanctity of life, do you believe in it? Personally, think it’s a bunch of shit. Life is sacred. Who said so, God?

Hey! If you read history, you’ll discover God is one of the leading causes of death. Has been for thousands of years.

Hindu’s, Muslims, Jews, Christians, all taking turns killing each other, because God told them it was a good idea. The sword of God. The blood of the lamb. Vengeance is mine. Millions of dead motherfuckers.

Millions of dead motherfuckers, all because they gave the wrong answer to the God question.

“Do you believe in God?”

“No!” – Boom! Dead!!

“Do you believe in God?”

“Yes?”

“Do you believe in my God?”

“No!” – Boom! Dead!!

“My God has a bigger dick than your God!”

And why is that?

Because religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day.

And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream forever and ever ‘til the end of time!

But he loves you!

He loves you, and he needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow he just can’t handle money!

~ George Carlin

Jacques Phillip

As an ExPat living in the Philippines. I have found it relatively fun and exciting to have been given the opportunity to live among such wonderful people.

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